Fancies
Daaahling. How long has it been. I’ve been to Bergdorf, Bloomies, Betsy Johnson, with just enough time for a beignet and a breve before bobbing back to Bally. But enough about me, I have to go.
The Lab
Punks
For hardcore use only. These guys are not for hugging or sleep-overs. You think they got up late this afternoon and styled their mohawks to be taken to an imaginary tea party? These guys wanna sit next to a loudspeaker blasting some Siouxsie and the Banshees or Ratatat.
Kiddos
Haaaaeeeya! These guys are ultra-lovable creatures who like to think of themselves as Japanese superheroes. Wildly colorful and uber-stylish, they go great under an arm or on a pillow. Entirely made from socks, these guys are also kid-friendly!
Nerds
Shhhhhhh, these guys are trying to catch up on their weekly copy of the New England Journal of Medicine. They don’t have to be dressed in silly clothes, and please don’t touch the hair. Sit them in front of a sensible half-hour of the Discovery Channel, or have them recite to you something exciting like the Pythagorean Theorem.